New Movies This Weekend at Parkwood Cinemas: The 5 Year Engagement – Safe – Pirates! Band Of Misfits – The Raven
Jason Segel won’t commit, Jason Statham won’t back down, The Wallace & Gromit geniuses won’t let us stop laughing and Poe won’t let you sleep – Four films battle it out for your green on the big screen.
For tickets and showtimes, visit our friends at Marcus Parkwood Cinemas-
The Forgetting Sarah Marshall team cook up an irreverent comedy that begins where most rom-coms end. An engaged couple (Jason Segel and Emily Blunt), keeps getting tripped up on the long walk down the aisle. The film was co- written by Segel.
Jason Statham stars as a former cop and second-rate MMA cage fighter living a numbing life of routine beatings and chump change… until he blows a rigged fight. After the Russian Mafia murders his family, he witnesses a frightened twelve-year-old girl being pursued by the very same gangsters and impulsively jumps into a war between the Triads, the Russian mob and dirty cops.
Hugh Grant lends his voice for the first time as the Pirate Captain – an enthusiastic and somewhat less-than-successful, terror of the High Seas. With a rag-tag crew at his side, and blind to the odds stacked against him, he has has one dream: to beat his bitter rivals (Jeremy Piven & Salma Hayek) to the much coveted Pirate Of The Year Award.
When a madman begins committing horrific murders inspired by Edgar Allan Poe‘s works, a young Baltimore detective (Luke Evans) joins forces with Poe (John Cusack) to stop him from making his stories a reality.