New Rules For Flying Commercial
Actually, not new rules but rules I would like to see happen.
#1. NO carry-on unless it fits under your seat. And I mean, fits under your seat easily. Not where you have to lay in the aisle and push it under with both feet.
#2. If carry-on is allowed, all passengers without carry-on should be aloud to exit the plane first and then the others can have their little carry-on circus.
#3. Have 2 seats in first class to raffle off. Anyone that wants, can buy a raffle ticket when they board, pick a winner for two 1st Class seats
#4. Have the option to choose which TSA agent gropes your stuff. Either that or require they all be attractive.
And finally,
#5. If explosives are found on anyone trying to board a plane, that person will be escorted to a bomb proof room where said explosives will be detonated. Problem solved.
I'm sure I could come up with more...stay tuned and think about the above rules next time you fly.