Is nothing sacred?!

Beware of an Android app called, 'Adult Player'. It snaps a pic of you tugging the tallywacker, then locks up your phone, and THEN demands a ransom of $500. Don't feel like paying up? The app will then send said shameful selfie to everyone on your phone's contacts list.

This app isn't available in the Google Play store, which should tell you something about it's safety. However, there are similar apps out there that will upload ransomware onto your phone.

Perhaps stick with boner browsing through a regular internet browser. Soon enough, electronics will give you an actual virus.

Nothing like getting herpes from your iPhone. Try explaining that to the wife.

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