OK. SO Maybe Brian’s NOT Dead? Brian’s Announcement Website Pops Up
Oh Seth MacFarlane you sonuvabitch you. You dragged us through the bottom of our souls Sunday night as we gasped in horror at the death of the only level-headed member of Peter's mentally stunted family. Sure, he was a dog, but you know that we tend to love dogs more than people right? Sure you did. You did your best to make us believe that that lovable martini-swilling Sinatra-singing serial-datist Odepius-Complex-owning talking dog was gone. The touching flashback, the epic Oscar-worthy goodbye, and the tear-filled eyes of the most screwed up family ever.
NOW you've gone too far. You've pushed that love meter to 11. YOU REALLY DID IT. YOU MANIACS. YOU BLEW IT UP! AHHH DAMN YOU. GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!
Just last night THIS website popped up. BriansAnnouncment.com.
What does this mean? What does this mean? Why are you putting us through this, Seth? We've done nothing but love you, and love your creations. Isn't that enough? What more do you want from us?