Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne are getting ready to do some renovations on their house, but they’ve been delayed and you’re never going to guess why.

In an incredible twist of irony, Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne are going to have to put their renovation plans on hold due to an infestation of…wait for it…

BATS!

*Excuse me while I wipe my laughing tears away*

Ozzy and Sharon were planning on renovating a barn on their property in England into a two bedroom cottage, but the local council has told them they can’t do it until they can…wait for it…

PROTECT THE BATS FROM HARM!

*Excuse me while I wipe my laughing tears away*

Ozzy and Sharon have not commented and it’s not clear if Ozzy wouldn't comment or just just couldn’t comment because his mouth was full.