Yesterday we asked you to caption this photo that I snapped of the clearance rack just inside the front door at TJ Maxx on Saturday. Here are some of my favorite captions (as well as a link to the complete list). Thanks for the great response!

I also offered up a Loon t-shirt for my overall favorite. So here's the top responses along with the winner (and the link to the complete list of comments).

  • JOE: On the 1st day of Christmas my true love gave to me...a Ponder jersey. On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love gave to me...nothing, because I dumped her ass after the 1st day's gift! <WINNER, WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!>
  • BILL: Buy a shirt, get one TIE free!
  • DANIEL: Oil rags, $1.00.
  • NICK: CAUTION: choking hazard.
  • BOB: Give a Ponder jersey instead of a lump of coal this year!