Really? Are You Considered a Dumbass?
A co-worker asked me recently what some of my top reasons would be to call someone a dumbass, so here we go:
5. You use the words “Irregardless, Cool Beans or Anyways”. I mean, seriously? What the hell is that?
4. You cruise in the left lane. That’s an obvious one. You do that and you’re an asshole. Enough said.
3. You’re a young male who wears white sunglasses. I’m not sure what it is about men and white sunglasses, but when I see it, I instantly think, “That guy must be a pompous ass.” I don’t normally judge people by what they wear, but white sunglasses on men makes me want to slap the crap out of people.
2. You stick your arm out of your car window and do the up and down surfing through the wind move. Please tell me someday it will be legal to run these people off the road.
1. You chew with your mouth open, lick your fingers while eating and make that disgusting sucking noise. When I’m out for dinner and I see or hear this, I can’t help but think, “I don’t know you, but I want to end you.”
Those are just some of my top “You Might be a Dumbass” reasons.
What are some of yours?