I always thought that most people want to get in and out of the grocery store as quickly as possible, so when did we decide that we need to bring the entire family and make grocery shopping the biggest thing that's ever happened to your family? Does it need to be a family outing? And if grocery shopping is considered a family outing for you, well, that just sucks.

When I was shopping over the weekend, I saw a family which included 2 parents, 3 kids, 2 more people who I'm assuming were grandparents and I think I saw some little beady-eyed bastard staring at me from within the cart which I guess was their pet hamster. Seriously?! If that little bitch gets out of the cage, I can't promise I won't nail him with my cart wheel!

Anyway, do you not realize how much you are in the way to other people in the store when you drag everybody in the world to go shopping with you? It’s impossible to get through the aisle with 7 people hanging around one cart! I'm guessing your family doesn't want to be there anymore than we do, so do us all a favor and maybe take one person with you and leave the rest of your motley crew at home.

I mean Really!

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