What I would like to know is, when did everyone start sticking the word "happy" in front of words to try to make it better? I've heard everything from Happy Tuesday, Happy Fishing, Happy Napping, Happy Shopping all the way to Happy Surfing. The other day someone actually said to me, Happy Dentist Appointment. Seriously, what? Shut up!

Is it wrong, that I want to stick my Happy Shoe up their Happy Ass?! Not that I'm against people being happy but I think this is ridiculous. What’s next? Happy Bowel Movement?! Stick with the traditional Happy Birthday, Thanksgiving, New Year, etc.

And if I get one more email with the subject "Happy and a day of the week" behind it, it's not going to end well.

I mean Really!