Really, “The World is MY Trashcan” Guy?
Dear Littering Idiot,
If you are wondering how the McDonald’s bag that you threw out of your window leaving the McDonald’s parking lot ended up in your yard, it was me.
I have been seeing way too much littering lately and seeing you toss your fast food bag out of your car window without a care in the world was the end of the line for me.
So you might be thinking, did I go overboard by picking up the bag and following you to your house? Absolutely! Am I kind of a jackass for going through the trouble to throw it in your yard? Well maybe, but I’m not anywhere close to your rank on the jackass scale.
Stop littering! Oh and by the way, my friend took a crap in your yard somewhere as well.
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