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Really? You’re doing WHAT to Get Drunk?!

You know how we all want things as quickly as possible these days, right? Well, I think this takes it to a whole new level. That’s right guys, I’m talking about… Butt Chugging.

Just when you thought getting drunk could only be done by drinking it, you now have the option to simply give yourself an enema with your alcoholic beverage of choice instead. Come on, what’s the big deal? If I were you, I’d stick to the cheap stuff since you aren’t going to taste it anyway.

Ok, here’s my real take… Are you frickin’ kidding me with this? Who’s the lazy ass person that thought this was a good idea? Or was it just a couple backwoods guys saying, “Gee pa, what happens if I do THIS with my moonshine?” Probably takes “happy hour” to a whole new level. Honestly, it doesn’t even surprise me that much since people have become so lazy and want things as fast as possible.

The best thing about all of this, is that the “Butt Chugging” subject was brought up to me by three of my co-workers last week. They all claim, “No, no we don’t butt chug, honest we don’t.”

Really? Give me a break. I think I need to start watching how slowly these three sit down on their chairs on Monday mornings.


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