The second weekend of December is known as SantaCon in New York City. It's not an official gathering of spry, cherub-like jolly fat elves who deliver presents once a year. This is a drunken, maniac-ridden unabashed mess of jack-asses wearing Santa suits and gargling the most god-awful liquor concoctions ever.

It's so insane, that the city of New York actually asked bar owners NOT to over-serve the SantaCon decadents. But, as the video shows, they paid no heed to such decrees. Since this video is guaranteed to ruin your childhood, don't let any kids see it. Unless, of course, you hate their parents. Then, have at it.