We all know that Charlie Sheen is winning. He has tiger's blood and Adonis DNA. He flies privately around the world with two smooooookin' hotties and he's not on drugs. But, did you know that he has also assumed the role of Darth Vader? Oh yes. 

Keep up with all the latest Sheen-nanigans on the Straight Poop With Coop on Baxter's Morning Sideshow heard every weekday from 6 to 10am on 103.7 The Loon.

Sheen Wars. Boom.

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