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Really? Could You Hang Anything Dumber From Your Truck?

Krissy Krabtree — Wed, 19 Jun 2013 17:54:45 +0000

Does anyone else hate this as much as I do? What’s with the sack of balls hanging from people’s truck hitches? I always want to pull these people over and ask them what their purpose is in life. Or how about any kind of bumper sticker that has the word “Hooters” in it? Do you [...]

Really? You're doing WHAT to Get Drunk?!

Krissy Krabtree — Wed, 12 Jun 2013 17:30:12 +0000

You know how we all want things as quickly as possible these days, right? Well, I think this takes it to a whole new level. That’s right guys, I’m talking about… Butt Chugging. Just when you thought getting drunk could only be done by drinking it, you now have the option to simply give yourself [...]

Really, Socks and Sandals?

Krissy Krabtree — Wed, 05 Jun 2013 17:55:32 +0000

Ok…what the hell is going on with this? Summer is barely here and I’m already seeing this horrible fashion trend. Who was the idiot that first decided that he would wear socks with sandals and why are people following this idea? Did someone see this “sock and sandal wearing” guy and think, “Hey, that guy [...]

Really? I Can't Get a Raise Until I Do What?!

Krissy Krabtree — Wed, 22 May 2013 17:48:36 +0000

Recently, I was told by my boss that I can’t have a raise until I, and I quote, “Get all the *$#%! morons out of the left lane!” (I think he’s definitely the male version of me.) I can’t blame him because nothing boils my blood like left lane cruisers but that’s a lot of [...]

Really? Are You Really Too Busy?

Krissy Krabtree — Wed, 15 May 2013 17:41:28 +0000

Don’t you just love it when you ask someone to do a task and they give you a ten minute explanation of why they don’t have time? I had this happen to me last week and it took everything I had not to punch this guy in the gut. I’m a go, go, go type [...]

Really? You Called Me Over For What?!

Krissy Krabtree — Wed, 08 May 2013 17:42:37 +0000

One of the many things that drive me crazy is when someone says, “Come here, you have to watch this video.” I instantly think, “Really? Do I? Do I seriously need to come over and watch this dumbass video? Exactly how much time is this one going to waste out of my life?” I don’t [...]

Really, Nonstop Misspellings?

Krissy Krabtree — Wed, 24 Apr 2013 17:41:01 +0000

Ok, come on. This one is just ridiculous! It’s almost too easy. You know those signs businesses sometimes put out front or alongside the highway or a road? The kind where someone can put the letters on it themselves? Well, I drove past one yesterday and I don’t remember what the whole thing said because [...]

10 Things You Didn't Know About April Fool's Day

Danny Gallagher — Mon, 01 Apr 2013 13:00:54 +0000

Every year on April 1st, office water coolers are spiked with white wine and computer mouses are glued to desks. Every year on college campuses, half empty buckets of water are placed on the top of dorm room doors and passed out bros are covered with marker ink. And throughout the world, the sound of chuckling and cackling can be heard echoing across its borders.

Really? Why Would You Turn Your Lights Off?

Krissy Krabtree — Wed, 20 Mar 2013 18:14:43 +0000

A week or two ago, I was driving to work and it was extremely foggy outside. It was the kind of fog that made it nearly impossible to see. Just as I was thinking how difficult it would be to notice other cars if they didn't have their lights on, the car that was behind me for most of the commute suddenly decided to turn their lights off.

Really, Splash and Dash?

Krissy Krabtree — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 17:48:49 +0000

As someone who’s a borderline, compulsive hand-washer, one of the things that grosses me out the most is when people don’t wash their hands after using the bathroom. Especially with the flu and sicknesses everywhere and germs being spread easily from person to person, hand washing is a simple way to stay healthy. And you would [...]

Really, Snow Covered Cars?

Krissy Krabtree — Wed, 06 Mar 2013 18:40:08 +0000

To the jerk-off driving in front of me on the way home yesterday, Clean the snow off your car, fool! The whole way home it was pow, pow, pow…dodging snow chunks. It was like my own personal blizzard coming at me every 10 seconds. It doesn’t take a lot effort to clear the top of your car. [...]

Really, Stupid TV Show Twitter Updates?

Krissy Krabtree — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 19:10:51 +0000

Maybe it’s just me, but does anyone else get annoyed when TV shows flash people’s twitter comments during the program? I’ve noticed it on a couple shows in the past year and it’s slowly getting to be more and more and more. I was watching a show the other night…Ok it was the Bachelor. Yes, I was [...]

Really, People Talking in the Store Aisle?

Krissy Krabtree — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 19:12:18 +0000

I was at the grocery two nights ago and I was really hoping that on a Monday night, the place would be close to empty. I couldn’t have been more wrong. However, that wasn’t the problem. The annoyance was as I’m strolling down the aisle with a cart, I come up on two couples talking. Not just two people, [...]

Really? Still With The Christmas Lights?

Krissy Krabtree — Wed, 06 Feb 2013 19:17:39 +0000

I was out taking my pup for a walk through my neighborhood last night and I saw six houses with Christmas lights still lit up. Six! There’s always one dumbass in every neighborhood that keeps them up for way too long, but six?! Come on! It’s now February. This shouldn’t be happening anymore. And it’s not like they’re [...]

Really? What's With the High Beams?

Krissy Krabtree — Wed, 30 Jan 2013 18:56:22 +0000

For some reason I’m noticing this more and more lately. I’m on the interstate or highway and the car behind me has their high beams on. Are drivers getting dumber? Isn’t it common sense that you don’t drive up on someone or drive on the interstate at all with your bright lights on, not to mention it’s [...]

Really, Store Savings Cards?

Krissy Krabtree — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 18:44:27 +0000

Have you noticed how every store now has some sort of reward or savings program? Soon your purse or wallet will be packed with nothing but cards and numbers and you feel like you can’t shop at a store without having the “Rewards Card”. It’s to the point where you can’t even buy your items [...]

Really? Who Doesn't Lock the Restroom Door?

Krissy Krabtree — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 18:41:00 +0000

The best thing that’s happened to my workplace in a long time is when a co-worker walked in on another co-worker sitting on the toilet. To make it even better, this bathroom is just a one toilet room that’s basically in the middle of a huge cubicle area. Sometimes when I walk past this bathroom, [...]

Really, Creepy Gym Guy?

Krissy Krabtree — Wed, 09 Jan 2013 17:53:19 +0000

Everyone knows what happens the first few weeks of the New Year, right? Packed gyms filled with hopeful people looking to keep their resolutions. Don’t worry, in a month or two, those people will give up and all will be back to normal. But in the mean time, I've been seeing lots of new faces including a creepy new guy.

Really, Car Costumes?

Krissy Krabtree — Wed, 12 Dec 2012 19:07:42 +0000

A person can get a costume for almost anything these days, right? Adults, kids, pets, etc. However, I’ve seen people put weird and stupid things on their cars before, but this has to be near the top of dumb stuff. I’m driving up on a truck last night and it was one of those big, manly trucks. [...]

Really, Guy Who Parks Like a Jerk?

Krissy Krabtree — Fri, 07 Dec 2012 16:30:03 +0000

I work with a guy who’s a real asshat. King A$$hole I call him and he seems to be proud of it. He recently cut his hours so he pretty much comes and goes as he pleases. Lately, he’s been arriving at work sometime in the afternoon or whenever. Even though you shouldn’t, you know how [...]