Everybody farts, it's human nature, but why be boring and call it a "fart" every time you say it? Over the next week your task is to replace the word "fart" with one from this alternate list of the word. You'll be the life of the party, and will feel so much more intelligent having expanded your vocabulary.
Food can be a great way to explain things. In the case of comparing real sex -vs- porn sex, food is about the only way to explain it. If this doesn't get you laughing your ass off then you're likely at the bottom end of the percentage scale.
It's the first round of Creative Cursing in 2015! Since Jesse is still on vacation (for like EVER lol), it's a speed round with Lucy and President Newsman Dick Nelson.