I was out taking my pup for a walk through my neighborhood last night and I saw six houses with Christmas lights still lit up. Six! There’s always one dumbass in every neighborhood that keeps them up for way too long, but six?! Come on!
Have you noticed how every store now has some sort of reward or savings program? Soon your purse or wallet will be packed with nothing but cards and numbers and you feel like you can’t shop at a store without having the “Rewards Card”.
Everyone knows what happens the first few weeks of the New Year, right? Packed gyms filled with hopeful people looking to keep their resolutions. Don’t worry, in a month or two, those people will give up and all will be back to normal. But in the mean time, I've been seeing lots of new faces including a creepy new guy.
A person can get a costume for almost anything these days, right? Adults, kids, pets, etc. However, I've seen people put weird and stupid things on their cars before, but this has to be near the top of dumb stuff.
I work with a guy who’s a real asshat. King A$$hole I call him and he seems to be proud of it. He recently cut his hours so he pretty much comes and goes as he pleases. Lately, he’s been arriving at work sometime in the afternoon or whenever.
I was out at a restaurant for dinner a few nights ago and there was a couple next to me with such bad table manners, that I wanted to seriously hurt them. They get their meal and the entire time it’s, *smack, smack, smack* chewing with their mouths open and the food is actually falling out of their mouths and then they grab it and eat it again. Disgusting!
No one is forced to participate in Halloween, right? You could’ve easily left your outside lights off and you shouldn't have been bothered. However, if you chose to hand out candy last week or some sort of treat to kids, how about NOT handing out broccoli and carrots!?
Look, I love pizza as much as the next guy, but I'm not sure there is enough money in the world that would get me to do what this guy has done. Yes, this is a legitimate commercial...no, I'm not kidding.
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