As someone who’s a borderline, compulsive hand-washer, one of the things that grosses me out the most is when people don’t wash their hands after using the bathroom.
To the jerk-off driving in front of me on the way home yesterday,
Clean the snow off your car, fool! The whole way home it was pow, pow, pow…dodging snow chunks. It was like my own personal blizzard coming at me every 10 seconds.
Maybe it’s just me, but does anyone else get annoyed when TV shows flash people’s twitter comments during the program? I've noticed it on a couple shows in the past year and it’s slowly getting to be more and more and more.
I was at the grocery two nights ago and I was really hoping that on a Monday night, the place would be close to empty. I couldn't have been more wrong. However, that wasn't the problem.
I was out taking my pup for a walk through my neighborhood last night and I saw six houses with Christmas lights still lit up. Six! There’s always one dumbass in every neighborhood that keeps them up for way too long, but six?! Come on!
For some reason I’m noticing this more and more lately. I’m on the interstate or highway and the car behind me has their high beams on. Are drivers getting dumber?
Have you noticed how every store now has some sort of reward or savings program? Soon your purse or wallet will be packed with nothing but cards and numbers and you feel like you can’t shop at a store without having the “Rewards Card”.
The best thing that’s happened to my workplace in a long time is when a co-worker walked in on another co-worker sitting on the toilet.
Everyone knows what happens the first few weeks of the New Year, right? Packed gyms filled with hopeful people looking to keep their resolutions. Don’t worry, in a month or two, those people will give up and all will be back to normal. But in the mean time, I've been seeing lots of new faces including a creepy new guy.
A person can get a costume for almost anything these days, right? Adults, kids, pets, etc. However, I've seen people put weird and stupid things on their cars before, but this has to be near the top of dumb stuff.
I work with a guy who’s a real asshat. King A$$hole I call him and he seems to be proud of it. He recently cut his hours so he pretty much comes and goes as he pleases. Lately, he’s been arriving at work sometime in the afternoon or whenever.