At first glance, this headline seems to be a marketing ploy. Shane Co., "your friend in the diamond business", onion rings. It's all a little too on the nose.
I feel like one day I woke up still tired, and I've been permanently tired ever since. The rest of the state is apparently doing a lot better than I am.
Everyone I've met from Wisconsin has been truly lovely, but apparently our neighbors to the east in Wisconsin are some of the biggest bullies in America.
Minnesotans are always looking for ways to live a longer and enjoy more well-being. With long winters, we have to work extra hard to not feel frumpy and depressed. Concerts are the solution, apparently.