Stupid Criminals

Never send a machine to do a man's job.

Look, if you're robbing a video store in 2017, you probably didn't graduate magna cum laude from criminal school.

We dig into Jesse's self diagnosis of OCD and find out if he's truly obsessive or just quirky. Plus, delicious food themed hotels and pancake day!

2013 was chock-full of criminal masterminds (read morons). That's right, last year we were graciously introduced to a mom who let her toddler hit the bong, the poopy-pants shop lifter, a cold-hearted nun-robbing thief and so much more. And thanks to our good friend the Internet, no dumb deed goes unnoticed.

On Tuesday, a naked burglar was found by workers in a Kentucky supermarket completely covered in chocolate and peanut butter. Hey, can you blame him? The two go so perfectly together.