Man Who Committed Sex Acts With Vegetables Going to Jail for LifeMan Who Committed Sex Acts With Vegetables Going to Jail for LifeWe can only imagine what this guy thinks about butternut squash.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Minnesota Man Tries to Use Monopoly ‘Get Out of Jail’ Card in Real Life [PHOTOS]Minnesota Man Tries to Use Monopoly ‘Get Out of Jail’ Card in Real Life [PHOTOS]This guy must have been planning this for a LOOOOONG time... sucks to hear that it didn't work.Shannon KnightShannon Knight
Armpit Tattoos Are a Hot New Trend We May (But Probably Don’t) NeedArmpit Tattoos Are a Hot New Trend We May (But Probably Don’t) NeedTattoos are going to a place you may not expect to see them.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Man Who Robbed Bank to Avoid Wife Sentenced to Home ConfinementMan Who Robbed Bank to Avoid Wife Sentenced to Home ConfinementThis punishment definitely fits the crime.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Furious Woman Fed Up Waiting for Chicken Nuggets Calls 911Furious Woman Fed Up Waiting for Chicken Nuggets Calls 911Fast food wasn't fast enough for one angry customer.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Why Is This Man Smiling Like a Fool in His Mug Shot?Why Is This Man Smiling Like a Fool in His Mug Shot?Nothing can wipe the smile off this guy's face.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Very Strange Man Gets Penis Caught in a Wrench. And Then Things Go Really Wrong.Very Strange Man Gets Penis Caught in a Wrench. And Then Things Go Really Wrong.Well, this is some serious monkey (wrench) business.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Woman Out to Stop SpeedersWoman Out to Stop SpeedersHere's a very clever way to get drivers to slow down in your neighborhood.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Thieves Steal 2 Semi's Full Of BeerThieves Steal 2 Semi's Full Of BeerThe only thing better than a nice cold one is a heck of a lot of nice cold ones.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Incredibly Dumb Robber Voluntarily Gives Clerk Her Phone NumberIncredibly Dumb Robber Voluntarily Gives Clerk Her Phone NumberLook, if you're robbing a video store in 2017, you probably didn't graduate magna cum laude from criminal school.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Woman Steals EMT’s Wallet After Her Boyfriend Is Fatally Hit by CarWoman Steals EMT’s Wallet After Her Boyfriend Is Fatally Hit by CarWhere does robbery fall in the five stages of grief?GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Man “Fights Vampires” By Dancing to Hall & Oates on Cop Car [VIDEO]Man “Fights Vampires” By Dancing to Hall & Oates on Cop Car [VIDEO]Some guy got caught on camera dancing on the town sheriff's car, but really he was saving the world... or something. Watch!LucyLucy