The Five Worst Types of Alcohol For Hangovers

Hangovers suck. And the older I get, the more they suck.

Pre-family, hangovers still sucked. But at least I could lock myself in my dark bedroom and sleep it off.

These days, kids need to be "fed" and "taken care of" and I have to "make sure they don't light the neighbor's dog on fire again."

So I have zero time for hangovers, because "being quiet" is never a kid's forte (except when they're being quiet, because that means they're doing something they'd BETTER STOP RIGHT NOW BEFORE I ow ow ow my head...).

There's a bunch of science-y stuff that explains why certain alcohols hurt more than others, but I'll just get to the list.

Das List

(in numerical order of which alcohol sucks more tomorrow:)

1. Brandy
2. Red Wine
3. Bourbon (NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!)
4. Dark Rum
5. Whiskey (NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!)

Of course, this can be remedied with moderation.

Then again, this is AMERICA!!!!!