Never let it be said I don't appreciate a good ad. In fact, I'm constantly being tapped for my creative copywriting skills by the Ukrainian midget porn industry. In my quest to advance my talents, I use the Google and try interesting combinations of words. Never in a million years did I think Googling the words Chinese Boob Clamp would yield an actual result. Watch. Enjoy. You're welcome.

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