The Loon Morning Show Rundown: Favorite Stuff Kick-Off! [AUDIO]

As heard on the December 15th show:

1. Guy Gets Away With Claiming to be Victoria Secret Scout

Put this in your creeper handbook, because apparently it works (if only temporarily). An Iowa City man claimed to be a scout working for Victoria Secret and encouraged women to send him pictures of them in their underwear. Two women ended up sending in photos.

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2. Men Take More Idiotic Risks

Did you know that 318 Darwin awards have been given out since 1995 and 282 of them went to men? Yes. That means 88.7% of Darwin winners are of the male species. Finally science confirms what Lucy has been saying all along - men are morons.

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3. Don't Jerk & Drive Campaign

This innuendo filled driving safety campaign did not go over well with South Dakota officials and members of the public. It was meant to raise awareness about the dangers of over-correcting the steering wheel while driving on icy roads, but came across as much more. Don't forget, "nobody likes a jerker." lol

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4. Are You a Boobs or Butt Kind of Person?

Pornhub.com put all those dirty searches to use to find out whether each state preferred boobs or butts. The answer was overwhelmingly butts here in the US, but on the worldwide front, butts were also very popular in Mexico, Africa and the entire Middle East. Hey, everybody's got one and apparently we are fascinated with that. Where do you fall on the great butt & boob debate?

TAKE THE POLL!

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5. Santa's Watching You Letter

Keeping kids in line can be a challenge. That's why you have to resort to things like letters from the big man himself to keep them behaving. Isn't that one of the best things about Christmas - the watchful eye of Santa? Also a tad creepy, but anyways, check out the letter one parent used to get her kid in line.