The Loon Morning Show Rundown: November 11th [AUDIO]

As heard on the November 11th show:

1. Drunk Teacher Wets Himself in Class

You know you've had one too many when you find yourself in class with soiled pants.  Oh, yeah... you're also the teacher.  Oops.  The reason this story is gaining so much attention is because the drunk teacher assaulted a student and was hauled off in handcuffs, but the cops were never called.  Parents are wondering why this is being "swept under the carpet".

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2. The Dumb Virus

Maybe there is physical evidence behind our stupidity.  A new virus has been found in humans called ATCV-1, otherwise known as the dumb virus.  People who tested positive (and 43% of people tested DID) performed worse on tests than people without the virus.  Is mankind doomed?!

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3. Glowstick Blows Up in Kids Face

If you microwave a glowstick it WILL glow brighter.  It will also blow up in your face as this kid learned.  What makes this video magical is the Dad's response.  God Jack!  Way to ruin your awesome shirt!

 4. Getting to Know Intern Numbnuts

We asked Numbnuts to answer 5 simple questions about himself.  Each question had 3 possible answers.  We also went head to head to see if we could correctly guess Numbnuts answers.  Who knows the intern best?  Listen to find out.

5. BeardBrand Beard Oil for Jesse's MOvember Woes

Jesse's mustache continues to grow and get creepier as the month of MOvember rolls along.  Big thanks to our new friends at BeardBrand for sending a soothing beard oil for our boy.  You may remember this business from a recent episode of Shark Tank.

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 6. Scott From Operation Minnesota Nice Stops By

Operation Minnesota Nice provides support and comfort to those serving in our armed forced.  They are committed to making a difference in the the lives of those that are serving abroad in a time of conflict.  Scott from the St. Cloud / Sauk Rapids chapter stopped by the studios today to share stories from the troops in honor of Veterans Day.

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