As heard on the November 12th show:

 

1. Man Impaled on Shovel

This story is guaranteed to make you walk funny.  A man fell off his roof and impaled himself on a shovel.  Pierced him right in the perineum.  Ouch!  That taint good.

 

 

 


 

2. Will Snow Days Be a Thing of the Past Thanks to Technology?

One of the best things about getting snowy weather is the chance that school might be canceled because of it.  Who didn't look forward to snow days when they were a kid?  Cathedral High School here in St. Cloud tried out virtual classes with it's students this week after the big storm and now they're ending snow days for good at the private school.  Would you rather have kids take virtual classes so they don't have to make-up the days at the end of the school year?  Or do you think it's nice to have a snow day off every once in a while and who cares if it extends the school year by a couple days?

 

 

 

 


 

 3. People Are Already Camped Out for "Black Friday"

If you can even call it Black Friday anymore, considering how many stores will be opening their doors on Thanksgiving evening.  Sure, it's easy to camp out 22 days in advance in California.  Sunshine, perfect temps.  Although, it's still shocking how early people will line-up for deals here in Minnesota, despite the weather.

 

 

 


 

 4. UNC Busted for Enrolling Athletes in Fake Classes

This story broke last month, but now, a former University of North Carolina football player is suing the school over his lack of education.  He wanted to study under a criminal justice major, but was told only Exercise Sport Science, Communications and African-American Studies majors would work with his football schedule.  The suit says players did not choose their courses, but were given pre-assigned schedules that included the fake classes.

 

 

 


 

 5. The Gang Play "Would You Rather" With Intern Numbnuts

Would you rather wear your grandma's wardrobe - or - wear a king cobra as a tie?  We continue to get to know intern Numbnuts better with this fun game and Jesse almost tosses his cookies in the process.  What turns his stomach?  Listen to find out.

 

 


 

 6.  Just for the heck of it...

Today's running joke was thanks to Chris Farley's amazing "El Nino" performance on SNL so many years ago.

 

 


 

 

 

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