The Loon Morning Show Rundown: October 15th [AUDIO]

As heard on the October 15th show:

1. Guy Married to Car Shares Love Making Techniques

He also shared the details of a very exciting adventure, a Ford Taurus orgy.  Among his 700 mechanical lovers, one was even a helicopter.  Before you get your engine revving for this guy, just know he does have a long-term girlfriend Vanilla, a Volkswagen Beetle.

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2. Friends Who Plan Their Own Birthday Parties

Do you know someone who hosts their own birthday party?  We're talking dinner, cake, ice cream, and board games to finish off the full day of fun.  Yes.  Full day.  Is it lame to plan your own birthday party?  Are we jerks for being annoyed with this?

3.  Keep Tattoos of a Loved One After They Die

Some tattoos are great works of art, so why let them rot in the ground?  A foundation called Walls and Skin offers a service to remove and preserve tats from your deceased loved ones.

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4. Ebola Halloween Costume - Funny or Tacky?

Who didn't see this coming?  You can now buy an Ebola Containment Suit costume with the word "Ebola" on it that includes face shield, breathing mask, safety goggles and blue latex gloves for $79.99.  Do you find humor in this or is it inappropriate?

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5.  Jesse & Lucy Campaign for Morning Show President

In the spirit of the campaign trail, Jesse and Lucy have decided to run against each other for Morning Show President.  Here is the first round of attack ads, because apparently that's how you run for an office now-a-days.