The Loon Morning Show Rundown: October 17th [AUDIO]
As heard on the October 17th show:
1. Guy Wakes Up From Colonoscopy in Pink Women's Panties
Not everyone was laughing at this practical joke. A patient had his co-workers at the Delaware Surgery Center perform his colonoscopy and woke to find himself in a pink pair of women's underwear. It's all fun and games until somebody gets sued.
2. Truck Breast Ad Campaign Causes 500 Accidents in One Day
Hundreds of men did double-takes and lost all control after seeing the picture of a large pair of breasts being covered by hands on the side of 30 some odd trucks driving around Moscow. Police ordered the ads be covered up after they caused over 500 accidents in one day.
3. Spouse Calls
This week we asked our significant others to spill the beans on who our most annoying friend is.
Jeanne on Jesse's most annoying friend
Brent on Lucy's most annoying friend
4. Pregnant Couple Held at Gunpoint for Speeding
A couple who was speeding to the delivery room at 2 a.m. ended up getting flagged by cops, but refused to stop due to the fact that the woman's baby was on the way out. Cops ended up using road spikes to stop the couple and then pulled both of them, pregnant woman included, out of the car at gunpoint. Welcome to the world baby!
5. Facebook Safety Check
Wait, so Facebook cares about your safety now? Funny. Their privacy policy would make you think quite the opposite. This feature is meant to help people check in during natural disasters.
6. Male Brain Will Ignore Food for Sex
A study on roundworms found that males would ignore and even suppress their hunger in favor of finding a mate. Horn-dogs.
7. Red Wine Baths Do a Body Good
In a moment of looking in on the lifestyle of the rich and famous, New York Knicks player Amar'e Stoudemire revealed that he's been taking red wine baths. How many bottles do you think go into one bath and do you think he has a specific "taste"? You have to wonder what these baths cost.
8. Creative Cursing