The Loon Morning Show Rundown: Toilet Paper Breakfast [AUDIO]

As heard on the December 12th show:

1. Man Stuck in Elevator with Jesus

Although, not the one you're thinking of. This Jesus just happened to be a guy who is completely nutso. Can you imagine having to deal with this for an hour and a half??? No thank you.

2. The Keg Christmas Tree

Check out this sweet keg Christmas tree created by Genesee Brewery in New York!

3. Concert Ticket Resale Sites

Lucy tried to buy tickets to the Foo Fighters concert coming up next year at the Xcel Energy Center only to find they are sold out. Or are they? There are over a thousand tickets available for sale right now on Stubhub and they are priced at double and even triple the regular face value. Have you been burned by second hand resale sites? Do you think they should be allowed to operate legally? How is this any different than illegally scalping tickets for profit?

Post by Lucille Black.

Post by 103.7 The Loon.

4. Woman Craves Toilet Paper

To eat. It all started after she was pregnant with her last child. She said she just looked at the toilet paper while using the loo and thought, "I want to eat that." Weird, right? Apparently she eats up to a full roll each day.

Source

5. Christmas Letters

Not cards, but letters. Full page, two page, book length letters from relatives who for one - have the time to type them up. And for two - love to brag about how awesome the last year has been. Everyone has a relative who sends these out. Jesse & Lucy write up their own Christmas letters and share them on the air.

6. Couple Leaves Dog Poop Package for Holiday Thief

A couple in D.C. kept getting packages stolen off their front steps before they were able to get home from work, so they left a package full of dog poop by the door and left a camera running. Now this real life Grinch is all over the news and web.

Source

7. Creative Cursing

President Newsman Dick Nelson is on vacation so Jesse & Lucy do a speed round of Creative Cursing. Listen starting Monday of next week for your chance to win Creative Cursing books to share with your friends and family!