Everybody farts, it's human nature, but why be boring and call it a "fart" every time you say it? Over the next week your task is to replace the word "fart" with one from this alternate list of the word. You'll be the life of the party, and will feel so much more intelligent having expanded your vocabulary.

Here's a partial list of alternate fart words. Click HERE for the full list...

  • Air biscuit
  • Anal audio
  • Baking brownies
  • Booty bomb
  • Bull snort
  • Cut the cheese
  • Flatus
  • Get out and walk Donald
  • O-ring oboe
  • Rump ripper
  • Steam-press your Calvins
  • Thunder from down under
  • Under thunder

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