They May Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But They Aren’t

Sometimes it's just a normal thing when our mind is in the gutter but what sounds dirty and what is dirty are two different things.

It's all about interpretation, that may be the best way to break it down.

A good analogy would be the innuendos we pick up on in the modern day cartoons that air (Family Guy, Simpson etc...), what is said is one thing but the innuendo puts our mind in the gutter.

Good examples of Things that sound dirty at Thanksgiving but aren't:

• Wow that's one terrific spread
• Anyone in the mood for a little dark meat?
• If you tie the legs together it will keep the inside moist
• Cool whip time!
• I need to undo my pants or I'll burst
• Wow what a huge breast
• It's a little dry, you still want to eat it
• Wait your turn, you'll get some
• Just spread the legs, open and stuff it in
• I didn't expect everyone to come all at once
• That's the biggest one I've ever seen
• You know it's ready when it pops up
• You have a little bit on your chin
• Simply use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it
• I didn't think i could handle all that
• Just lay back and take it easy, I'll do the rest

and

• How long does one need to  beat it before it's ready?

Keep it clean and have a wonderful Thanksgiving!