This is how you know you’re single
So- you're a normal guy, you come home and find that your toilet seat is down. WHAT?? Yes, down... and that's weird. Let's just start by saying that I think it's a bit strange that this particular person notices that something is up because the seat is DOWN! Come on... you never put the thing down?
Anyhoo- because the seat was down, this guy finds out that he's been robbed. Yes, robbed.