Every week I’m searching central Minnesota’s Craigslist for the most inappropriate “Missed Connection”, and offering some advice on how to re-write the ad so they’re not so terrible.

If you ever need a break from the daily craziness of life – check out Craigslist’s thread for Missed Connections for here in central Minnesota. You’re bound to find some hilarious ads from people who have no better way to express their emotions than posting anonymously on the internet. And of course, this week doesn’t disappoint.

Check out this week’s HIGHLY inappropriate Craigslist Missed Connection – and how I feel this person should have written the ad.

Honestly this doesn't even sound like a Missed Connection - because it's not. This guy is in dire need of a esthetician! Go see a person who waxes professionally. Cough up the $100 or so once a month to control whatever problems you've got down there. Don't go crawling to CraigsList looking for a woman who'll do it for you for free. Here's how this Missed Connection should be written:

This is not really a "Missed Connection", but I am looking for a good recommendation on a esthetician I can go see for a routine wax. I am a 49 year old man and want to feel comfortable where ever I go and with whomever I see. Thank you!

See? Not so bad. And I don't know what "ddf" means? If you know I'd love for you to enlighten me.

SOURCE: Craigslist

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