TALK IN THE THIRD PERSON AGAIN!! DO IT!!! (PowerModz via YouTube)
TALK IN THE THIRD PERSON AGAIN!! DO IT!!! (PowerModz via YouTube)
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It's Friday! Unless you're viewing this on one of those other six days.

Whatever.

Whether your day is going great or life sucks, we can all agree on something: Tickle Me Elmo is an abomination against all that is sacred in this world.

Remember in 1996 when this awful idea was unleashed onto the world? I do. The frenzy over these plague-incarnates was a sure sign of the apocalypse. After Rosie O'Donnell gave the toys a plug on her TV show, people lost their fricking minds.

And THEN retailers sold out of these...things.

I'm starting to go into horrible flashbacks, and I'm sure you are, too. So let's do some jet engine therapy, shall we?

The saviors at PowerModz finally figured out something useful for these Curses Upon Our Souls: target practice! But they're not settling for some wimpy machine gun: they're using a ****amn jet engine!

Watch the video, then watch your stress melt like Elmo's face!

H/T: Maxim

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