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Top Ten Happiest States in the U.S. Where Do We Rank?

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If you’re happy and you know it scrape some ice! *SCREEK SCREEK*

Another day, another list…this one features the happiest (and unhappiest) states in the U.S.

Which state looks at life and says, “Meh,” the most?

West Virginia! Take a bow, “other” Virginia!

Pictured: a big reason to be miserable.   (Getty Images)
Pictured: a big reason to be miserable. (Getty Images)

Which state looks at life and says, “Hakuna Matata”?

Hawaii! How will you celebrate, Hawaii?

Surf Stunts
Well that looks…dangerous…but ok… (Getty Images)

Rounding out the Top 10:

2) Not Minnesota

3) Not Minnesota

4) Not Minnesota

5) Not Minnesota

6) Not Minnesota

7) Minnesota

Aaaaaand who cares about the rest.

You can check out the full list if you’d like. The “real” list has Wyoming two places ahead of Minnesota, so the list is obviously rigged and highly biased against all that is good (or even decent) in the world. Oh well.

Minnesota still rocks! Even if the rocks are frozen solid!

Sub-Zero Temperatures Put Mid-West Into Deep Freeze
SPEAK UP! I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE DEFROSTER!!! (Getty Images)

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