We Need A Candy Converter Like This

This has got to be the best invention in the entire world!  Better than an iPhone, better than any of those gadgets you may or may not have.  Better even than se*... well, let's not get crazy, but it's pretty good.

How has no one ever thought of this before?  This thing is awesome!  You put crappy candy in the machine, and out come Reese's Peanut Butter cups.  Oh, it is glorious!!  All the crappy candy you may have gotten or just basic things that you just don't like as well, throw it into the machine, and voila!  You get the delicious candy that is the Resse's Peanut Butter cup.

There has to be some way to get this thing here in Minnesota. For right now it's only in New York.  We need to start a petition.  It's only available on Halloween, so we need to make A LOT of them.  I'll totally volunteer to help create this thing.  Who's with me??