The Morning sideshow let you in on a woman who found a burglar asleep on her couch holding a cell phone and one of her kitchen knives.

The woman heard snoring while in her kitchen making coffee in the morning. She might not have been startled except for the fact she lives alone.

She investigated the snoring as she walked into her living room she noticed a man curled up on the couch holding a cell phone and one of her kitchen knives.

According to police he broke in to burglarize, grabbed a beer out of her fridge and crashed on her couch.

It appears he did everything except ask for a bedtime story.