What Men REALLY Want For Valentine’s Day

When it comes to Valentine's Day, shopping for your male significant other can be impossible. Why get them an over sized teddy bear when he will just put it in the closet and never look at it again (or tosses it in the garbage!) when men just want simplicity.

Cosmopolitan asked a group of men what they really want for Valentine's Day. Here are some of my favorites:

• "I saw a Darth Vader adult onesie online. Honestly if I got that, I would be too busy running around with a lightsaber to have sex." —CaptainCantaloupe
• "Glass of whiskey, neat. And a kiss, neat!" –MrFahrenheit702
• "Smoked meat." —SexyMayorOfShittown

See? Men really aren't that complicated.

Source: Cosmopolitan