Let me start by saying, "Of course he said yes!" This past weekend a woman shows up at a guy's door asking if she can swim in his pool; naked. So what's the problem? While he was busy watching her swim, her boyfriend was in his house robbing him blind.

She swam around for about twenty minutes, and after toweling off she left. When the guy went back into his house he found about $1200 worth of his stuff missing. Police have identified two suspects.

Now that's funny (and kinda clever).