After reading this you should feel better about yourself.  If not then you are probably a criminal too.  

The funny thing about this story is this gal would have only faced a few misdemeanor charges for DUI, minor hit-and-run, and possession of pot but, when she was cuffed in the back seat of the squad car she slipped from the cuffs and ate the bag of weed.  Now she's facing felony charges of destroying evidence.

See, don't you feel smarter about yourself now?  Your welcome!