10 Minutes of Transformers Transforming is Officially the Loudest Internet Video Ever [VIDEO]

I'm wondering why it took so long to happen.

Maybe the uncanny vision of Optimus Prime riding a Dinobot during the Super Bowl forced this to the surface. Whatever it was, this is an insanely loud, and vision-blurring experience. Watch this virtual masterpiece from an intrepid man (tunglebrek) with lots of time, as he puts every click, voup, vroom, skid, crunch, crinkle, kah-chung, boosh and grunch of every transformation by a Transformer in a Transformer movie back to back for a whopping 10 minutes.

Along with a requisite gratuitous sexual innuendo from Megan Fox.

SO with that it obviously qualifies as robot-car porn, right?

It couldn't be more perfect. (Well, actually it could if this were the Megan Fox clip included)