Sheyla Hershey has 38KKK breasts but let’s not focus on that fact. Let’s focus on the fact that she survived a car crash because of her massive headlights. The pair on her chest and not on the car.

It seems that Sheyla’s funbags acted like airbags and probably saved her life. The sad part is that she was drunk driving when the incident happened. She couldn’t find any guy to drive her home? We hereby name ourselves Sheyla’s designated driver. We will take her breasts anywhere they want to go.

On an semi-related note, do large breasts make it harder to get drunk? Is it kind of like a camel? Those things might be filled with Natty Ice.