That is really my only question. Why would anyone actually do this? I can get past the dude who is doing the cutting; he wants to see if it will work, and if there will be anyone stupid enough to be his I mean client.

How much of a mood altering substance do you think it would take for you to decide that this would be a good idea?

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And besides that??  What kind of a choppy haircut will you have when it's over?  And don't even start by saying that this is close to a razor cut, because it's not.

Ok- who's first?