I'm a reluctant member of society and am seriously trying to find an alternative. I've been suicidal for the last couple of decades but at the same time a chronic procrastinator. Seems to work for me. I have a extremely short attention span and well, enough about me.
Iconic Comedy Legend Steve Martin Turns 74 Today
Who can forget "The Jerk"? Classic!.
You Don’t Have to Sleep With Us to Wake Up With Us
(we're kinky like that)
Get Noodled for Life at Olive Garden
your pass "expires upon death".
It’s the 2nd Annual Sneak to the Peak Nude 4.6K Race
I really think "Flop to the Top" would be a better name
A Multivitamin for Glittery Poops, Literally
"Gee, I wish it my poop glittered"
Kenny Wayne Shepherd Band Coming to Grand Casino Mille Lacs
Listen to the Loon Morning Show all this week to win your free tickets.
Looking for a Reason to Drop Your Gym Membership?
I'm not much of a gym guy.
Aspiring Comedian Johnny Umf Takes Another Crack at Comedy (audio)
Let's face it, comedy is a tough business.
Sometimes People Do Stupid Things When High, Really?
Sometimes they make bad choices. What? Really?
5 New Flicks at Parkwood Cinema This Weekend (trailers)
Personally, I'm waiting for "Dora the Explorer Gets GPS".
What’s Your Daily Caffeine Dose?
But after some good ol' cup of joe, I'm ready to go.
Medica to Cap Insulin for Minnesotans at $25
the patent for insulin was sold to a university for the price of $1