I'm a reluctant member of society and am seriously trying to find an alternative. I've been suicidal for the last couple of decades but at the same time a chronic procrastinator. Seems to work for me. I have a extremely short attention span and well, enough about me.
Guy Gets Fired, Checks Keep Coming
Good gig, huh?
It’s Always Good to Have a Good Supply of Excuses
May use one as of our 'Excuse of the Day" s
Pot Makes Older People Smarter? Well, Older Mice, Anyway
Will, this work the same on older humans?
Wanted MN Man Shoots Himself on the Way to Surrender
The driver was unaware that the man was carrying a gun
Ladies & Gentlemen, It’s Johnny Umf’s Lame Attempt at a Joke (audio)
However, the laugh track guy loved them all.
Doctor Sentenced to 40 Years for Illegal Opioid Prescriptions
"hid behind his white doctor's coat "
“Joker” Opens This Weekend at Parkwood Cinemas (trailer)
This is NOT a movie for kids.
Who’s Got the Best Take Out Food in St Cloud?
Jet's cinnamon sticks. They're like crack
Two Years Ago Today, We Lost the Great Tom Petty (video)
He was a superstar, yet as humble as they come.
Some Questions, You Just Don’t Ask
Best one wins a spiffy LOON t shirt.
Alter Boys Busted Putting Weed in Censer-Burner
"People left the Cathedral happier than ever”
Jesse Considering 2020 Presidential Run
he is strongly thinking about throwing his hat into the ring