I'm a reluctant member of society and am seriously trying to find an alternative. I've been suicidal for the last couple of decades but at the same time a chronic procrastinator. Seems to work for me. I have a extremely short attention span and well, enough about me.
Baxter
Fireball Popsicle Recipes, Just In Time For Spring in Minnesota
Fireball popsicle might be just what the doctor ordered.
Serial Dog Killer Arrested
I just have no stomach for animal cruelty.
Bill Nye the Science Guy a Comedian? Yes, the Worst Ever! (video)
Just get up on stage and try and make people laugh, right?
Better Sex When High?
So, there you go. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
San Francisco to Wipe Out Over 9000 Marijuana Convictions
Unbelievably, in the same category as heroin and ecstasy.
Grace Slick Sticks It to Chick-Fil-A
If you know anything about Grace Slick, you know she is feisty as hell.
Kenya Announces Death Penalty for Poachers
I would hope this will also being an end to trophy hunting.
Move Over Mathew McConaughey, It’s Tommy Chong’s Lincoln Ad
I'm not sure it makes me want to buy a Lincoln but it might be fun to hang out with Tommy Chong.
Great Balls of Fire! Salsa Double Dipper Arrested
Not only did he dip his nads in the salsa, but he also took a video of it
10 Surefire Ways to Get Out of Jury Duty
if he wasn't guilty, he wouldn't be here.
Jerry Seinfeld Rips on Award Shows (video)
"All awards are stupid"
Man Opts for Holiday Inn Over Retirement Home
The best part he says is they treat you like a customer and not a patient.