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![Cops Find $46K Worth of Donald Trump-Shaped Ecstasy Pills](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/08/Donald2.gif?w=980&q=75)
Cops Find $46K Worth of Donald Trump-Shaped Ecstasy Pills
Someone is in bigly trouble.
![Check Out These Totally Loony Reasons for Getting Arrested](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/08/Arrest.gif?w=980&q=75)
Check Out These Totally Loony Reasons for Getting Arrested
Some people just have cuff luck.
![Idiot Driver Dragging Man in Wheelchair to McDonald’s Loses His License](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/08/Wheelchair.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Idiot Driver Dragging Man in Wheelchair to McDonald’s Loses His License
Big Mac? Try big mistake.
![Most Dude Survey Ever Names the Best Places for a ‘Mancation’](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/07/Mancatiion.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Most Dude Survey Ever Names the Best Places for a ‘Mancation’
This is basically the adult version of a kids' treehouse with a "No Girls Allowed" sign outside of it.
![Thirsty Traveler Checks In His One Can of Beer at Airport](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/07/Can.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Thirsty Traveler Checks In His One Can of Beer at Airport
This guy went to some great lengths to keep his beer. And by lengths, we mean (frequent flyer) miles.
![Man Who Committed Sex Acts With Vegetables Going to Jail for Life](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/06/Charles.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Man Who Committed Sex Acts With Vegetables Going to Jail for Life
We can only imagine what this guy thinks about butternut squash.
![100 People Name the Oddest Places They’ve Had Sex And We Can Never Drive Our Car Again](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/06/Sex.jpg?w=980&q=75)
100 People Name the Oddest Places They’ve Had Sex And We Can Never Drive Our Car Again
When you're in the mood for love, it doesn't matter where you are.
![Thieves Stole a Whopping $160,000 Worth of Beer](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/05/Beer2.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Thieves Stole a Whopping $160,000 Worth of Beer
The only thing better than a nice cold one is a heck of a lot of nice cold ones.
![Tattoos Now Make Noise Because Our Bodies Are Too Darned Quiet](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/05/Tattoo.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Tattoos Now Make Noise Because Our Bodies Are Too Darned Quiet
Tattoos are now something for the eyes and the ears.
![Very Important Research Finds We Aren’t Having Sex on Mondays](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/05/Sex.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Very Important Research Finds We Aren’t Having Sex on Mondays
Monday definitely ain't fun day.
![Pia Muehlenbeck — Babe of the Day](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/05/Screenshot_3.png?w=980&q=75)
Pia Muehlenbeck — Babe of the Day
This self-described tomboy sure doesn't dress the part... and that is a very good thing.
![Jenah Yamamoto — Babe of the Day](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/04/Janah-Yamamoto.png?w=980&q=75)
Jenah Yamamoto — Babe of the Day
Jenah Yamamoto travels the world, documenting her adventures through Instagram pictures, in which she is also insanely gorgeous. Who says you can't have it all?