Boner and Choad at Moondance Jam! [PHOTOS]

No judgments.

I spent the weekend at Moondance Jam in Walker! Whilst up in Deh Up 'Nort, I was tasked with babysitting Boner, the mascot from The Morning Sideshow.

I couldn't just let Boner lie around like some deadbeat! We had to get him out into the crowd to meet some folks!

At first, Boner didn't want to go. He begged me to leave him in the RV. He got VERY INSISTENT! 

DON'T MAKE ME GO OUT THERE! THERE'S PEOPLE OUT THERE!! (Choad @ TSM)

After a pep talk and a few shots, he finally loosened-up a bit...

I figured since Boner's complexion was even more sun-deprived than mine, I'd treat him to an up-close experience on the mainstage. I snapped a selfie before we were kicked out. Look at the smile on his face!

He loved it! He was having such a blast that he wanted to start meeting people!

I got one last selfie before Boner took off, ready to party with Jackyl!

Boner and I appeared in a LOT of selfies with fellow Jammers, so if you happen to see one, let me know!