Dear Baxter

Baxter, I sure hope you can help me.  I've been engaged for a few months now and all was going great.  Lately, I've been hearing all sorts of things about my fiance's sexual adventures before we met.  Seems you can't swing a dead cat in this town without hitting a guy she has pleasured in one way or another...

Dear Baxter, My wife and I have been married for two years and were renting a house until recently. One day we were watching HGTV's episode on these new tiny houses that are all the rave.  My wife thought it would be a cool idea to buy one...

Baxter, I had the worst Valentines Day ever.  I came home with flowers and candy for my wife, only to find a note that she had run off with my best friend.  I don't know what to do.  My heart is empty and broken.  I thought we had something special...

Baxter, Check this out.  Ever since I've known my wife, she has talked about getting a nose job. She has always been a little insecure about her rather large nose.  Little by little, I set aside money hoping someday to have enough to pay for her surgery...

Dear Baxter, With Spring right around the corner, I mentioned to my wife that maybe it's time to buy a motorcycle and enjoy the nice weather coming, riding around like I see so many others doing.  She did not like the idea one bit.  For the last month we have argued back and forth and finally she just said, "Go ahead, do whatever your want"... Read More ...

Dear Baxter, My boyfriend is a manic bodybuilder, which is cool because he takes very good care of himself, eats healthy, etc.  I suspect he might be using steroids because he has been getting extremely large in the last few months.  I'm not sure this will be good for our relationship...

Dear Baxter, I just had the most disappointing Christmas ever!  I was sure my boyfriend was going to pop the question this Christmas and was really expecting an engagement ring under the tree.  Well, to make a long story short, he gave me luggage...

Baxter, Great to have you back, you were missed!  I listen every morning and laugh my ass off. My wife is annoyed by my listening to you show and finds nothing funny about you. Signed, Nate   Sartell, MN Hey Nate, She hasn't seen me naked...

Baxter, A couple of years ago, when I was working as a bartender, I hooked up with a very attractive, yet older woman.  It was just one night and I never saw her again.  That is until my fiance took me home to meet her parents.  It was very awkward and I could see the fear in her mother's face when she saw me...

Baxter, I'm a 38 year old single male and t seems every time I go home for the holidays, my family will not let up on the "When are you going to settle down and get married?"  No matter what I say, they just won't let up.  Any suggestions for when they ask "What are you waiting for...

Dear Baxter, I don't know who else to ask, so I guess I'm stuck with you, haha.  My boyfriend always smokes a bowl before we have sex.  I've asked him about it and he says it heightens his senses and makes sex even better.  I feel that, for some reason, he has to get high to sleep with me...

Mr Baxter, I've been thinking about my own mortality lately.  Recently, I've been attending the funeral services of  old friends and a person I work with.  It hit me that these services all seem so dull.  I want my big exit to be one people will remember...