Celebrity Deaths Come in Threes. All Remaining Celebrity Chucks on Alert

This past weekend, we lost Chuck Berry and yesterday we lost cheesy game show creator (Dating Game, Newlywed Game & Gong Show) Chuck Barris.  If it wasn't bad enough being named Chuck, banned from ever playing a PG rated game of the Name Game, now this what looks to be the beginning of a famous Chuck genocide. Rumor has it, both Chuck Woolery and Chuck Norris have both gone into seclusion.  Chuck Yeager, who is in his mid nineties was quoted as saying "Come and get me".  Say a little prayer for any remaining celebrity Chucks as they wish to God they had stayed with Charles.