It seems as we get older, we start acting more like our parents every day. Several times a day I find myself speaking "Middle Age".

Here are some common examples of "Middle Age" speak;

"I forgot what I was going to say".

"What did I come in here for?"

"Who in the hell is calling me at 9 PM"

"Did I take my pill?" I actually turn the pill bottle upside down after I take the pill and right it before I go to bed. Works for me. Before that, I most likely double dosed myself.

"Damn kids!"

"When I was a kid..."

"My chair"

"$5 for a beer? That's crazy"

"Damn dryer keeps shrinking my pants"

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