Fluffy Coke and America’s Favorite Fast Food Joint is…NOT McD’s

When you think of "fast food", McDonald's has historically been one of the first places you think of. Historically. Apparently, "historically" is history.

And the most popular fast food joint is America isn't even in Minnesota.

Del Taco is America's Favorite Fast Food Restaurant

Despite getting an "F" ranking just last year, Del Taco is the top fast food choice for 'Mericans. That's great, except the closest Del Taco to Minnesotans is in Michigan or Oklahoma. Gee, thanks. What is this, the Electoral College?!

Funny thing: McDonald's isn't even in the top 10:

#2: Kentucky Fried Chicken
#3: Chick-fil-A
#4: In-N-Out (another chain that stays far away from Minnesota)
#5: Hardee's
#6: Captain D's (a fast seafood chain, mostly in the southeast)
#7: Taco Bell (YUSSSSSS)
#8: Popeyes
#9: Zaxby's (chicken & salads, and mostly in the south)
#10: Arby's

Fast food juggernauts like Wendy's, Burger King, and McDonald's didn't crack the top 10. McD's would probably be in the top ten if they could keep their ice cream machines running.

Fluffy Coke > Dirty Soda

Get it? GET IT?! (Getty Images)

If you're trying to figure out what to do with all of that leftover marshmallow fluff that's collecting dust in your pantry, here's a suggestion: Fluffy Coke.

All you do is slather some marshmallow fluff on the inside of a glass, add some ice, then fill 'er up with Coke. Or Dr. Pepper. Or you can be edgy and use Pepsi.

It's important to use marshmallow FLUFF and not marshmallow CREME. Save the creme for Dirty Coke/Pepsi.

Just beware of the 'beetus (Getty Images)