From The LOON Science Labs- The GotaGo!

In the past, if you were too lazy to get up to go to the bathroom or so focused on your work that you simply can't be distracted by a pee break, you had two options- Depends or a pop bottle.

But not me, no sir! I've tossed my reusable adult cloth diaper away! There is now a device that lets you whiz any time, any place, without getting up from your seat.

The Gota'Go "personal care device" is pretty much an athletic cup that you pee into with a collection bag that straps to your leg. Your junk  drops into a soft molded rubber or plastic sheath, the end of which opens into a small-diameter, pliable surgical tube. This outflow tube is equipped with a synthetic round-the-thigh strap fitted with Velcro closures. It comes standard with a 9oz bag, but you can order bigger, for say- ball games or concerts when that crummy 3.2 beer is running through you like a sieve.

Actually all kidding aside, this is truly a brilliant device- get one for the kid during that lengthy vacation, or if you're a trucker or a cop, spending a ton of time on your car, it seems perfect.

To be honest, working at The LOON, we don't need one. We've already established a 'Pee-Corner' in the studio.